WHAT IS THIS

Bad Idea Tees is a small shop for shirts that say the quiet part out loud — mostly about being tired, being late, and being largely fine about it. The jokes are aimed squarely at the person wearing them.

Every shirt is a Bella+Canvas 3001: soft, ring-spun cotton with a unisex fit that holds its shape. Designs are printed direct-to-garment, which means no stiff plastic square on your chest and no cracking after a few washes.

Nothing is printed until you order it. That means no warehouse full of unsold mediums, a much smaller footprint, and a slightly longer wait — usually three to seven business days from order to doorstep.

If a print comes out wrong, tell us and we’ll replace it. That part is not a joke.