New collection
Shirts you’ll
regret (fondly)
75 honest t-shirts about being tired, being late, and being largely fine about it. Printed on soft Bella+Canvas cotton, made only after you order one.
- Printed and shipped worldwide in 3–7 days
- Sizes S through 3XL, four garment colours
- Nothing printed until you order it
- Free replacement on print defects
CURSED
Bootleg garbage, made badly on purpose. Two fonts that disagree, nothing lined up, regrets later.
5 shirts
BRAINROT
Deep-fried nonsense. Blown-out colour, ruined compression, creatures that should not exist.
12 shirts
MEME DROP
Internet-native formats — bootleg arches, cursed one-liners, fake Latin.
42 shirts
I Chew Ice
$26.00
Certified Yapper
$26.00
Times I Was Right
$26.00
In Snaccus Veritas
$26.00
Nobody, Me At 3am
$26.00
Emotional Support Menace
$26.00
Reality: 47 Missed Calls
$26.00
I Am The Group Project
$26.00
Touch Grass (I Will Not)
$26.00
Carpe Nothing
$26.00
My Roman Empire Is A Text I Sent In 2019
$26.00
Delulu Is The Solulu
$26.00
Out Of Office Indefinitely
$26.00
Not A Serious Person
$26.00
Mommy's Little Disaster
$26.00
He's Just A Little Guy
$26.00
I Am The Baby
$26.00
World's Okayest Son
$26.00
Emotional Support Adult
$26.00
Good Boy (Unverified)
$26.00
I Need To Sit Down
$26.00
I'm Staying In
$26.00
$26.00
Again
$26.00
Somebody From Work
$26.00
My 4pm
$26.00
Team Building
$26.00
WebMD
$26.00
Q4
$26.00
The Group Chat
$26.00
My Savings
$26.00
I Peaked in the Group Chat
$26.00
Certified Disappointment
$26.00
I Nut
$26.00
I Bolt
$26.00
I Screwed
$26.00
Nailed It
$26.00
I Saw That
$26.00
I Nut, I Bolt, I Screw
$26.00
That Was the AI
$26.00
Log Off, Coward
$26.00
Left on Read
$26.00
THE ORIGINALS
Deadpan statements about being tired, being late, and coping regardless.
16 shirts
This Seemed Funnier At 2am
$26.00
My Therapist Says I'm Doing Great
$26.00
Emotionally Unavailable But Great At Parking
$26.00
I Brake For Existential Dread
$26.00
Running On Spite And Expired Yogurt
$26.00
Nothing Matters. Nice Shirt Though.
$26.00
Surviving, Allegedly
$26.00
Please Do Not Perceive Me
$26.00
Sorry I'm Late, I Didn't Want To Come
$26.00
Peaked In A Group Chat
$26.00
My Hobbies Include Lying About My Hobbies
$26.00
Professionally Overwhelmed
$26.00
Not Lazy, Energy Saver Mode
$26.00
Currently Accepting Emotional Support Snacks
$26.00
Low Battery
$26.00
Reply Hazy, Try Later
$26.00