New collection
Shirts you’ll
regret (fondly)
94 honest t-shirts about being tired, being late, and being largely fine about it. Printed on soft Bella+Canvas cotton, made only after you order one.
- Printed and shipped worldwide in 3–7 days
- Sizes S through 3XL, four garment colours
- Nothing printed until you order it
- Free replacement on print defects
CURSED
Bootleg garbage, made badly on purpose. Two fonts that disagree, nothing lined up, regrets later.
14 shirts
Me And The Boys
$26.00
I Saw What You Did
$26.00
Absolute Unit
$26.00
Boat Day
$26.00
Emotionally Load-Bearing
$26.00
Regrettably Feral
$26.00
Permission Denied
$26.00
My Bones Are Optional
$26.00
Sir This Is A Swamp
$26.00
Employed Against My Will
$26.00
Too Much Dog
$26.00
Opinions Were Had
$26.00
The Bird Has Notes
$26.00
Room Temperature Cat
$26.00
BRAINROT
Deep-fried nonsense. Blown-out colour, ruined compression, creatures that should not exist.
24 shirts
Built Different
$26.00
On My Way
$26.00
Unbothered
$26.00
Never Skips Leg Day
$26.00
Long Dog, Long Commitment
$26.00
Moist
$26.00
Thicc
$26.00
Nasty
$26.00
I Have Gas
$26.00
Me In The Pool
$26.00
Swamp Ass
$26.00
Sorry About The Smell
$26.00
Balls
$26.00
My Body Is A Temple (Condemned)
$26.00
I Sharted
$26.00
I Look Incredible
$26.00
My Best Angle
$26.00
Not Getting Up
$26.00
It's A Nose
$26.00
Me
$26.00
Trust Me
$26.00
I Left The Oven On
$26.00
Doing My Best
$26.00
Emotionally Distant
$26.00
MEME DROP
Internet-native formats — bootleg arches, cursed one-liners, fake Latin.
42 shirts
I Chew Ice
$26.00
Certified Yapper
$26.00
Times I Was Right
$26.00
In Snaccus Veritas
$26.00
Nobody, Me At 3am
$26.00
Emotional Support Menace
$26.00
Reality: 47 Missed Calls
$26.00
I Am The Group Project
$26.00
Touch Grass (I Will Not)
$26.00
Carpe Nothing
$26.00
My Roman Empire Is A Text I Sent In 2019
$26.00
Delulu Is The Solulu
$26.00
Out Of Office Indefinitely
$26.00
Not A Serious Person
$26.00
Beans Is Calling
$26.00
Your Lawyer Is Calling
$26.00
Moth Is Calling
$26.00
Hors
$26.00
Borb
$26.00
Snek
$26.00
Mommy's Little Disaster
$26.00
He's Just A Little Guy
$26.00
I Am The Baby
$26.00
World's Okayest Son
$26.00
Emotional Support Adult
$26.00
Good Boy (Unverified)
$26.00
I Need To Sit Down
$26.00
I'm Staying In
$26.00
$26.00
Again
$26.00
Emotionally Available
$26.00
I Eat Drywall
$26.00
Peaked In High School
$26.00
Somebody From Work
$26.00
My 4pm
$26.00
Team Building
$26.00
WebMD
$26.00
Q4
$26.00
The Group Chat
$26.00
My Savings
$26.00
I Peaked in the Group Chat
$26.00
Certified Disappointment
$26.00
THE ORIGINALS
Deadpan statements about being tired, being late, and coping regardless.
14 shirts
This Seemed Funnier At 2am
$26.00
My Therapist Says I'm Doing Great
$26.00
Emotionally Unavailable But Great At Parking
$26.00
I Brake For Existential Dread
$26.00
Running On Spite And Expired Yogurt
$26.00
Nothing Matters. Nice Shirt Though.
$26.00
Surviving, Allegedly
$26.00
Please Do Not Perceive Me
$26.00
Sorry I'm Late, I Didn't Want To Come
$26.00
Peaked In A Group Chat
$26.00
My Hobbies Include Lying About My Hobbies
$26.00
Professionally Overwhelmed
$26.00
Not Lazy, Energy Saver Mode
$26.00
Currently Accepting Emotional Support Snacks
$26.00